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Posted 01/13/2025

The Titans of the Turf: Top 10 Heaviest Footballers in Premier League History

The Titans of the Turf: Top 10 Heaviest Footballers in Premier League History

In the fast-paced world of Premier League football, size can be both a blessing and a curse. Today, we're diving into the record books to bring you the top 10 heaviest players to ever grace England's top flight. These larger-than-life athletes have left their mark on the beautiful game, often using their imposing physiques to dominate on the pitch.

10. Christopher Samba (6'4", 101kg / 222lbs)

Kicking off our list is the Congolese colossus, Christopher Samba. Standing at an impressive 6'4" and weighing in at 101kg, Samba was a force to be reckoned with in the heart of defense. His aerial prowess and physical dominance made him a nightmare for opposing strikers.

9. Adebayo Akinfenwa (5'11", 102kg / 224lbs)

Known affectionately as "The Beast," Akinfenwa is perhaps the most famous name on our list. Despite his relatively short stature at 5'11", his 102kg frame made him an immovable object on the pitch. Akinfenwa's strength became legendary, even earning him the title of strongest player in various FIFA video games.

8. Jon Parkin (6'4", 105kg / 231lbs)

Nicknamed "The Beast" (yes, another one!), Jon Parkin was a towering presence at 6'4" and 105kg. His size belied a surprising technical ability, making him a handful for defenders throughout his career.

7. Mido (6'2", 107kg / 235lbs)

The Egyptian striker Mido makes our list at number 7. At his heaviest, Mido tipped the scales at 107kg, spread across his 6'2" frame. Despite struggles with his weight, Mido's technical skills were undeniable, leading to spells at Tottenham and Middlesbrough.

6. Neville Southall (6'1", 108kg / 238lbs)

A surprise entry perhaps, but legendary Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall was known to reach up to 108kg during his playing days. Standing at 6'1", Southall used his size to dominate his penalty area, becoming one of the greatest goalkeepers in Premier League history.

5. William "Fatty" Foulke (6'4", 150kg / 330lbs)

We're stepping back in time for this entry. While Foulke predates the Premier League era, his legendary status in English football earns him a spot on our list. At his heaviest, the goalkeeper reportedly weighed a staggering 150kg! His massive frame filled the goal, making it nearly impossible for opponents to find the net.

4. Patrick van Aanholt (5'9", 154kg / 339lbs)

In a shocking turn of events, the usually svelte Patrick van Aanholt makes our list due to a famous error. In 2015, the Premier League website mistakenly listed the 5'9" defender's weight as 154kg, nearly triple his actual weight! While this was clearly a mistake, it's too good a story not to include.

3. Tomas Brolin (5'9", 110kg / 242lbs)

The Swedish forward Tomas Brolin had a tough time in the Premier League. His weight ballooned to around 110kg during his spell at Crystal Palace, a far cry from the svelte figure that had starred for Parma and the Swedish national team.

2. Benni McCarthy (6'0", 113kg / 249lbs)

South African striker Benni McCarthy makes it to number 2 on our list. During his time at West Ham, McCarthy's weight reportedly reached 113kg, spread across his 6'0" frame. This extra weight hampered his once-electric pace and ultimately led to the end of his Premier League career.

1. Amir Falahen (6'3", 120kg / 264lbs)

Topping our list is the lesser-known Amir Falahen. The Israeli defender, who had a brief spell with Bolton Wanderers, reportedly tipped the scales at a whopping 120kg. Standing at 6'3", Falahen's enormous frame made him a formidable presence, even if his Premier League career was short-lived.

From goalkeeping giants to larger-than-life strikers, these players prove that football comes in all shapes and sizes. While some used their size to great effect, others struggled with the physical demands of the Premier League. Regardless, they've all left their mark on the English game, reminding us that there's room for everyone on the pitch.

What do you think about these heavyweight heroes? Do you remember watching any of them play? Share your thoughts and memories in the comments below!

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